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Bags







These were the bags I made for the teachers. They are all lined with internal pockets and 2 have popper pockets too - how adventurous!


I am still 'into' sewing and dearly want to make anything by Amy Butler, esp the weekender bag.


I love the big brown floral fabric - I still have some, just want to do something useful with it.

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He deserves a post of his own





a mohican at 5. What is the world coming to?


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gotta love Photojojo

Photojojo has some of the funkiest and freshest ideas for your digital photos. Suffice it to say that I save their mail shots - I delete most other stuff.
So from them this week is this - how to make colouring pages from your photos. Great for the holidays and also birthday cards and thank you cards for younger children. Although saying that I'd be pretty stoked if I got to colour myself in on a card. I'd finally get that pink and blue hair that I wanted.
Oh and how about this - making your own journals from photos and scrap paper - my kind of project again. Fototiller is going on my favourites straight away.

School holidays - a time of spending too much money in sports shops (just got back from JJB £150 lighter) and too much time infront of tv (Ben 10 - cartoon of the moment). We actually go on holiday in August to here - we consider it to be the most beautiful spot in England, you'd be churlish not to agree a little bit.

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Busy Month but Nothing to show for it

I've got out of the blogging habit, especially during July which has been busy this year. One nieces 21st, anothers wedding, Munch turning 5,making the teachers presents etc etc. Once you get out of the habit it's hard to get beck into it. Much like WW. My eating is spiralling OOC (out of control) these past 2 weeks and I need to get back to some sort of normal.

Planning for the Summer is never easy what with the weather, lack of funds, age gap of kids and stuff. Tiddly is doing tennis next week whilst Me, Munch and Pip secretly go swimming because if we told Tiddly he'd do his nut. Then we have lots of time with Papa because he's angled some down time between jobs, good old Daddy!

There is a crop in amongst it all too, but I haven't scrapped in ages. I made bags for the teachers though, that was hard work but I loved creating things out of fabric, I'd do more if I didn't have to wrestle with everything everytime and then I have to clear the dining table for tea!

Pip is doing well walking, it's second nature to him now and I've sort of figured out how he operates. He's one of lifes observers. He studies things, finds out how they work or tick or move. Then he quietly tries it out - if it's not perfect straight away he'll leave it til he's watched some more and then give it another go. Once he's got it there's no going back and he's like a total pro. I am convinced he won't speak until he's 4 and then it'll be in straight sentences.

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He Got to 5!

Sometimes I wonder whether he'll ever reach the next birthday milestone, given that he's a bit of a risk taker, but he made it and it was fun.



Here he is punching his brother at his bowling birthday party. Don't you just love that sibling love?

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I did it!



It wasn't fast, pretty or remotely athletic but I ran the Bushmead 5k. In 40 mins 9 secs. Given that previous efforts (all 2 of them had time of 59mins in 1999 I

think and 56 or so mins in 2005 I think) I did ok. Darling Hubby ran with me, Darling Eldest Son beat me by a lap. Smallest sons stayed sheltered from the rain and wondered what was going on.

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I knew I'd be blue. But is is accurate? not sure about the tackiness but the rest of it sounds familiar.

I'm blue but now 14lb less blue than I was 7 weeks ago.

Munch learned to ride his bike at the weekend, pics when I can catch the little rascal!

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oh how I love today






because today this plopped onto my doormat.







It's a constant source of inspiration and gives me a kick in the pants creatively as this month I've mostly been watching US Crime Shows (CSI, CSI:New York, Criminal Minds) plus US Hospital shoes (House, Greys Anatomy) and US Fantasy shows (Heroes). It doesn't leave a lot of time for scrapping let me tell you.


So, as my butt gets larger whilst watching these shows, my hoard of stash is not magically diminishing itself, nor is the ironing getting done either.




I also bought these a couple of days ago:-
Amy Karols 'Bend The Rules Sewing' rocks the house down. Well explained, good diagrams and funky ideas. What more could you ask for? I am going to make everything in here except the hairband (I'm too old for hair bands) and the dog collar (although I might make it for Barney if he promises not to eat Pip next time we're up Jackie!!)

The Fabric Gifts book doesn't rock my world I'm afraid, it's not folksy enough for me and is a bit too precious. I wouldn't be able to afford the fabrics and the designs just aren't me.
and Radiohead? I love 'em. This album may be a gazillion years old but I haven't had money in a gazzillion years and I could only buy their albums when i had money and time to listen. Well now I still don't have money but this was under £5 and I can listen to it whilst pounding away at the gym.
Talking of pounding, I took a right pasting yesterday afterschool. Don't worry I wasn't set upon by Year 6 or anything, I went to train for the 5k which is in 2 Saturdays time. I have been doing 4k at the gym, albeit running/walking and felt quite comfortable. But oh my word running OUTSIDE, in the REAL WORLD, with HILLS, WIND and lots of other (mainly small) people is terrifying. I was basically last but stayed the course. I foresee a lot of grinding of teeth and sweat in my future.
Oh and weight wise - I stayed the same this week (must have been the packet of jaffa cakes and Chinese Takeaway at the weekend??????) but have still lost a total of 12lb. Not too shabby eh? I'm still a tub of lard though, just a slightly smaller one.

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and in other news


Pip tolerates a haircut








I am trying to hone my face painting skills for Saturdays Fun Day







This was the boys at 4am this morning after 'I've had a nightmare' wakeups for those that can speak. They thought it was party time, I thought about ringing their necks.
This was Sam in June 2003 - I totally rock!!!!

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ready, steady, wobble

and he's off........



(forgive blurry shots, I have forgotten how to use my camera)
He's all 'get out of my way, I am walking over to grab the remote and switch off that darn tv'.
Whilst not greased lightening yet, he still decides to walk in the strangest of circumstances. Seeing as we are bad parents we have not bothered with a baby gate and therefore have to have eyes in our arses from now on.
Lots of 'WATCH PIPPY' can be heard in the morning upstairs in our house let me tell you.

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and the beat goes on

not sure why I have that song in my head as it's a. old and b. not my thing music wise. I'm also not sure I should admit to liking Natasha Bedingfield, but as her music is on every beauty and cosmetic related advert on tv it's either a love or hate thing really.

We are back in the swing of things with school and gym. It's a bit sad to say that I am quite glad that the boys are back at school, but it has saved my sanity. It must drive them nuts as well being at home all day with boring Mummy and Pip who needs a 2 hour sleep at lunchtime, but I'm sure I am not the only one.

Running wise I'm struggling, but when have I ever done anything else but struggle. Sharon will tell you of the time in 1988 when she ran round the block with me when I was trying to get fit for my RAF medical (I passed medical, but failed Officer interview) when she thought she might have to dial for an ambulance such was my sorry assed state. I was 4 stone lighter then as well. Scarey huh?

I am managing to run for 6min, walk 2, run 5, walk 2, run 5, walk 2, run 2, collapse. I think being so heavy is not helping progression so I am going to stick with run 6, walk 2 three times till I have lost some weight which will be hard given I've eaten badly for much of the week. I am wondering how I can get out of going to WW on Monday, am thinking of feigning diptheria.

I did lose 2.5lb last week bringing the total up to 9.5lb so it's not all bad.

I am feeling more organised than I was, which basically means I've either used some material that has been hanging around for about 28 years, or I have done some crafting, or that I have tidied up. Seeing as you know about the bag and only 1 card has been made then I must have tidied up. Doesn't happen often but I am getting very fed up with clutter and lego. I am sure the kids think lego is a short name for lego as they hear it mostly referred to as 'bloody lego' but I am old and my tolerance is not high. No excuses. Their recklessless mess making drives me crazy, their infringement of Pip's space (his room) and their disregard for their poor aged mothers frayed nerves as they race through the house with swords or balls or knives. Again, I know I am not the only one.

We have had some lovely weekends recently, not least last weekend which was frighteningly civilised and the kids managed not to break anything of note.




When Hubby went to Windsor he actually took some nice 'scrapping' images, I was deeply impressed.






of course, I take better photos...

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in other news

I am never making cauliflower and broccoli soup again, it is the rankest of the rank. Even ryvita seems attractive after eating that green goo.

Also in other other news I have moved from the couch to 5k running plan to Bob Glovers running plan as it was kinder and 2 weeks longer (I need kindness and those extra 2 weeks believe me).
Last week I ran:-

  • warm up 5 min
  • run 5 min
  • walk 2 min
  • run 5 min
  • walk 2 min
  • run 5 min
  • ring 999 and ask for oxygen and defib.

I only managed to get to the gym once this week (Hubby said I needed a break - he doesn't understand what sort of break I need!) but ran 5 min/walk 2-3min repeated 3 times without too much discomfort. On Monday (weigh in day Have lost 8lb so far having missed last weeks session dur to choc fountain in Staffs) the plan is to:

  • run 6 min
  • walk 90 sec
  • repeat twice more (total running 18 mins)

this should put me on 3.5k. It's a tall order though but I am finding a strict routine is working better than listening to my 'body' - my body has been lying to me about needing chocolate for 30 years - it's not going to tell me the real deal with running now after 4 weeks now is it?

just be grateful I am not allowed to take my phone in the gym so I can't take a pic of my beetroot face after all that exertion (maybe if the locker room is quiet i will give it a go on Mon)

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mobile phone pics

for some insane reason I did not take my camera with me when we went to visit a friend and her children near to Wellington where my mother grew up and where my grandparents are buried. Given the fact that our lives are full, busy and complicated we don't visit there as often as we should but the opportunity arose last weekend and we hot footed it up there.
My phone did a decent enough job of it, and at least I didn't take a trillion shots like I normally do.
Pip decided that the piano was his thing. See him on his little tippytoes trying to reach the keys? just be grateful I didn't video the whole noisefest that went on there!



The little guy can't walk yet - I think it is sheer laziness and the guarantee of a pick up that stops him - his brothers think it's the funniest thing in the world to pick him up and we like picking him up because he kicks his legs like a mini-mule until he's put back down again.


a chocolate fountain was also on offer which was the ultimate in cruelty. I didn't abstain though, I just got on with it and forgot about the consequences. I'd be rubbish at AA.






We visited a local 'play' farm, the weather didn't help nor did our not having coats, but the boys found things to interest them (Munch a tractor, Tiddly an Alpaca and Pip was just in his buggy waiting for someone to notice him)

Munch also learnt how to spin wool, the lady sounded just like my Nan which is probably why I love going up there just to hear them all speak,

We went to RAF Cosford, the jewel in the crown of the RAF museums. The weather was totally pants but the museum was nothing short of amazing and worthy of a much longer and more studious visit.




I made a bag for my friends birthday - inspired by House on Hill Road, it's ok and I think she liked it but I learnt a few things (like have enough thread before you start) and will construct it slightly differently next time. I have got my materials out of the loft and having looked at the old curtains I saved (or rather that Hubby saved) I am glad I did - lots of vintage laura ashley stuff that is going to make spiffing bags.
That's if Pip ever sleeps again (I was up all night with the wakeful little blighter last night and was so tired today that I had all my hair cut off whilst I was delirious with tiredness and thought it was a good idea).

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a few more days in and it feels normal

well it feels normal enough not to want to chew the arms of the sofa and drink 18 gallons of full fat milk.

I have a couple of rocky WW days - yesterday I made some chocolate crispies for the kids and got so overwhelmed by the whole melted chocolate thing that I had to lick the spoon and bowl several times. If only this had fixed my craving, but no I had to go the whole hog and actually eat a whole chocolate crispie. Stupidly I decided that foregoing lunch would make up for this transgression (stupid stupid what am I?15?). I then ate Sam's leftover cripsie when he decided that he didn;t like them (he is such a chocolate purist the heathen). I had broccoli soup and ryvita for dinner, everyone else had spag bol but I had donated bits here and there and there ended up being not quite enough for me.

No gym today as I was looking after my friends children, I missed it desparately - I cannot do it at home or early in the morning. I'll see if Hubby will let me out tomorrow to do it.

Scrapped twice - one a scraplift of the brilliant Margaret Scarborough and the other a total disaster! I'm not proud I'll get them scanned in and I'll put them up here. I'm just glad I've used a bit more of the stash mountain that I plan to add to this Sunday!!

Sam had his shirt signed by Leon Barnett at the footpall presentation evening. What a coup!!

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Hot Glue

Remind me to not touch glue from a hot glue gun. It blisters and removes skin.

The result was worth it though as it helped to transform a black plastic and very cheap (£3) Ikea chair into a still cheap chair that now looks cheerful!

pics later

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Week 2 of Getting my Sh*t Together

Yes indeed week 2, weeko two-oh etc etc.


A hard week in a lot of ways but mainly on the 'not being able to eat food constantly' way. I stuck to the plan and the plan paid off, I lost 6lb at WW. I am still a bit stunned by it, stunned by the fact that I did it myself through sheer will power and exercise. The danger now is not to get complacent. Most of what came off was probably water and I need to keep up the game this week. We are off the a bad start but for good reasons (well not good reasons really I could have just put that spoon straight in the washing up), I made Fluffy Grandad a Coffee and Walnut cake today for his birthday so I had to lick the bowl and the spoon. Twice. I had to test the walnut pieces. Several times. This is why I don't make cakes, cake batter is simply Ambrosia - you know the food of the gods - it was too much of a draw and the spoon was simply too close to my mouth to enable a swfit bypass into the washing up. Oh well, onwards and upwards.


Week 3 of the Couch to 5k programme is hard:-


  • 5 min warm up

  • 90sec running, 90 sec walking

  • 3 min runnung, 3 min walking

  • repeat

It's a great programme as it pushes you to just your limit and then lets you walk. Yesterday I could just about do it, I normally jog at 7.2kph (most pple walk faster than that) and I did that bar the last 2 minutes running where my legs felt like jelly, I had to slow to 6.9kph. But I don't feel a failure as I still completed it, albeit slowly. How can it be failure when i am hauling my lardy arse around for 30 minutes? I feel good about it and good about myself doing it - this doesn't happen very often, so pat me on the back when you see me.


Week 4 looks very scarey as I have to run for 5 minutes straight. I may repeat week 3 again if I am not happy on Friday (my last gym session of the week).


Tiddly is in biggo trouble, he logged into an online kids chat room that he is addicted to but as one of his friends. He typed out a swear word and got his friend banned for an hour. This is not good and he had been punished, but it is getting harder and harder to make him care. How do you make them care? he simply could not give a hoot. Maybe he likes the attention? who knows. I know that 8 year old boys are a tricky bunch to fathom and I'm going to have to do it twice more!! Munch is a peanut and actually saught out a maths book to complete yesterday, Tiddly used to run as far as he could from them, but little Munch, the boy who struggles to be understood, who can take a beating from a friend or brother and not moan about it, who struggles with his core words all the time who forgets them as soon as he's seen them, he actually loves numbers. Pip is a little pip, learning from his brothers, getting into all sorts of scarey scrapes considering he's only just 1 and not yet walking - his favourite being getting into places where Mummy can't reach him. Fun game that, usually played near electrical sockets during dinner preparation when I am at my most hassled. Pip loves to be read to, particularly a little book given to us by the Health Visitor which in this early reading book sheme. It's called 'I love it when...' and inside describes a few scenarios with penguin illustrations. Ok it's cute the first time, but not so much the 101st time.


Tiddly was a Lion in his class assembly - he's wearing Munchers t-shirt, much to his chagrin!

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Yet another beginning

I have been going to the gym and trying to run on the treadmill whilst maintaining my eating frenzy at home, I came to the unedifying realisation that nothing is going to change unless I take drastic action. Normally I shy away from drastic action as it's all too much like hard work, but I know what has to be done I just have to knuckle down and do it.

So last night I went back to WW, a horrifying weigh in that was treated with tact and discretion and the company of a very good friend made it ok. I hate having to plan food like it was a military operation, but my problem is I eat and eat and eat, I forget what I've had and eat some more. Token efforts down the gym aren't gonna fix this Big Momma, no siree Bob.


Other triggers for action are:-



  • had to take a self portrait for a online photo course I am taking and could not get one decent one, even after copious rearrangements of my form

  • my niece is getting married in 10 weeks, if I want to enjoy myself without feeling like a fat bird in a fat birds dress I have to get my groove on and stop eating so much.


Hubby is supportive but busy with lots of other things, kids couldn't give a monkeys what I look like and I've run out of people to moan to.



So, here's to Day 1 of taking myself in hand.



I also plan to run 5k around our school playing field to raise money for charity, not run fast or anything but run without stopping, obviously it's an organised thing, even I do not have the chutzpah required woblle along on my own.



At the gym today I went onto week 2 of the couch-to-5k plan (I sort of did week 1 during the last 2 weeks):

  • run for 90 seconds walk for 2 minutes for 20 minutes.

Sound easy? not on your life! maybe it's the bulk I am having to run with but I really suffered. The good thing is that it made me realise that I work best working to goals - lose weight for the wedding/run the 5k at school etc etc. It would have been really easy to give up or to take it really easy, but no-one ever said that running was easy, especially at the start and I am now one determined lady.



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toast

did you know that if you never clean out your toaster that the mountain of crumbs that collect inside it eventually set alight whilst you are toasting some more of the perpetual toat mountain that goes on in this house?
Don't worry nothing burnt, blew up, incinerated or was harmed in any way but man you should have seen the huge pile of crumbs I shook out of that toaster. I could have fed half of Kenya on that stuff.
lots of unimportant stuff going on here, more of the same old, same old but at least the weather is good. I am doing my nieces wedding invites and as usual have left it to the last minute to get them done. Nothing like a deadline to galvanise the spirit!

But in the time honoured fashion of timewasting i give you some pics......